!!! BREAKING NEWS !!!!
Happy fun congratulations to Double Fine for winning the BAFTA for Best Screenplay for the most fantastic game PSYCHONAUTS!
Haven’t played it? Well, stop being that social pariah who never gets invited to the cool parties BECAUSE…
The most excellent game, PSYCHONAUTS, is avaliable FOR YOU TO OWN RIGHT NOW through the grooviest online game downloading doohickey around, STEAM, which is FREE to download.
It (he most excellent game, PSYCHONAUTS) is only 20 human dollars. TWENTY.
You’re getting EASILY $100, maybe $200 (depending on your exchange rate and posture) worth of game, and I’m like, TOTALLY not even joking.
NOT. EVEN. JOKING.
CAPITAL LETTERS.
Think about THAT.
Here’s a list of some of the completely awesome things you can do in the most excellent game PSYCHONAUTS:
Summon an old man from your head with a piece of bacon
Set various woodland creatures on fire (including the mean ones)
Play a board game with Napoleon
Discover the secret of the Milkman (with girl scouts)
Desecrate an indigenous peoples’ culture by using their artefacts as currency
Find the secret to Christmas Cheer (maybe)
And as a special bonus, everyone who owns PSYCHONAUTS AUTOMATICALLY becomes the COOLEST, HIPPEST and MOST BADICAL DUDE in their neighbourhood.
NOTE: If two or more people own PSYCHONAUTS in a neighbourhood (and they SHOULD) there’ll be scheduled a rumble, including a rehearsed dance number and choreographed finger clicking.
Afterwards there’ll be a barbeque.